He played the Balalaika
He played the Balalaika... then ate it!
I wasn't quite sure what to do, so I clapped.
He wasn't finished yet.
Everyone in the alien dinner theater scowled at me while he started again, from the beginning.
I couldn't see why this guy was such a big celebrity on this planet.
Until he started to sing. It was the most amazing performance I'd ever heard.
But the local aliens at my table weren't too impressed. "Anyone with two heads can sing harmony like that," they muttered.